Tuesday, February 12, 2008

"what does a nose and a car have in common"?

i was coming home from work. the dawn just broke and the early morning sunshine bathe the streets. my eyes we're bloodshot - a proven effect of staring at a computer screen for eight hours and lack of sleep. i was cruisin along the road and then all of a sudden, a guy on a bike beeped his horn, pointed to his nose and then to my van. i was wondering what the heck the guy was up to. i thought to myself: "is this guy making fun of my nose? what a jackass!!". then i started to make the connection. it took me awhile, my brain was exhausted and it took at least 10 seconds for me to process the info. "what does a nose and a car have in common"? filipinos usually have FLAT noses.. what part of my van could be FLAT?... tires... a tire must be FLAT.. i pulled over near the sidewalk..

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